everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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