i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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