There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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