I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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