Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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