Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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