Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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