Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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