It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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