ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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