It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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