Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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