i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Randomize
