Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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