i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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