New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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