"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
