I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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