But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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