Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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