Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
