i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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