i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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