in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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