You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
