You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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