You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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