do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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