HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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