yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I came so hard my ears popped.
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