"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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