What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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