i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
