I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
false alarm. still invincible.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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