Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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