She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
