Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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