I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
it was like eating out sand paper
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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