I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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