I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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