It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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