Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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