one two three fourrrrnication!
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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