My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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