your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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