Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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