I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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