with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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