I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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