maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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