Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
bring money and cleavage
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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