I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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