we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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