with your own penis?
why didn't you poke me back
I'm lost and stupid without you.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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