yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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